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| Description: | Photo from Ashlee's concert at Anaheim California. | | Date: | Wed 31 Dec 1969 07:00:00 PM EST | | Hits: | 6945 | | Rating: | 1,28 (143 Votes) | | Filesize: | 26,09 KB | | Author: | www.ashleesimpson.net |
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| melissa wiseman | Comment added on: Sat 05 Mar 2005 04:18:23 AM EST i dont really like the fact that her tongue is half way out that just spoils it but i am her biggest fan ever i watch her shows and on ma wall theres lots and lots of pictures of her all ma walls are covered wit her. my bed covers are a pic of her on it so anyway i give this picture 3 out of 10
melissa wiseman | | Courtney | Comment added on: Sun 20 Mar 2005 02:41:23 AM EST "HEY!, I'M WEARING A DARK HAIR BECAUSE MY MUSIC IS SOOOO PUNK-ROCK!, NOW THE NEXT PART IS ALL ABOUT TO BE JUST LIKE GWEN STEFANI! BECAUSE SHE SO COOL! JUST LOOK AT HER, SHE HAVE A CLOTHES LINE BUT EVERYBODY STILL THINKING THAT SHE'S A ROCK STAR, I WANNA BE LIKE HER! AND I WANT TO CONCEAL THAT I'M A POPPER JUST TRYING TO BE SO FUNNY LIKE HER...OHH MY GOSH!!! BUUT WHAT ABOUT MUSIC!!!!!??? I CAN'T MAKE MUSIC...HMM WELL I DON'T CARE, DOESN'T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE WILL MAKE MY MUSIC..., DOES SOMEBODY HAVE THE CELL PHONE OF THE "COLTFHIMGER" SINGER??"......5 MONTHS LATER......" OOOOHH MY GOSH!!!!!! MY MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE POP!!!, WELL NOW I HAVE TO WEAR PUNK-ROCKER CLOTHES TO IMPRESS FCK.....:( SOMEDAY I'LL BE LIKE GWEN STEFANI....." to be continued.... | | bitchyyyyy | Comment added on: Sat 23 Apr 2005 10:55:17 AM EDT thats bitchy^^^ | | should i write my na | Comment added on: Thu 12 May 2005 08:58:03 AM EDT who would write that if that person hasent noticed gween whatever sucks this is an ahlee simpson website not a stupied gween one go vist one of hers and try and be a punk rocker because trust me honey i agree with her ^ you are bitchy so go annyoy ur mom to takew you to hot topic er soemthing ashlee rocks and everyone knows it so go and be big and bad but gween will never be as big as ashlee simposn my DAD likes gween whatever and hes like 45! thats old people music hun so gom by a cd of her and listen to it on your way to the penny store to by yourself a life !! :0 :) cause you probly only have one penny to spend hunny | | jess | Comment added on: Wed 27 Jul 2005 11:33:23 PM EDT no ashlee simpson is not punk rock but she has also never claimed to be punk rock. and i'm sorry to tell you this courtney...but neither is gwen stefani. she is a total sellout. i had respect for her when she was in no doubt but her solo work is complete garbage. she should have quit while people still had respect for her
and you should also realize that you are making a complete fool of yourself by going on an ashlee simpson fansite and making fun of her. it is just showing that you have absolutely no life and have absolutely no idea what real punk music is. i bet you couldn't even name one real punk band if you tried. | | Courtney | Comment added on: Fri 29 Jul 2005 12:47:01 AM EDT simply: LOL!. What?? what?? a poser girl is tempting me??? she wants me to name one real punk band ??? LOL LOL!, i'm scared... I'm not a punker but i like punk music (LOL! i can't!! i swear!! it's to much for me,LOL), well my dear ;), i luv the vandals!, do you like their?? (hahahahahah). I'M GONNA CRY!!! I HAVE NOT LIFEE!! MOM!! I HAVEE NOT LIFEE!! IT'S PROVEED!! LOL! I SWEAR!! hahahaha.
WHY DOES ASS-LEE WEARS PUNK-ROCK CLOTHES ??, OOHH MY GOSH! AND SHE'VE NEVER SAID THAT SHE'S A PUNK ROCKER?, LOL!.
Wannabe Gwen Stefani, i swear! and i have not life!! i swearr!!! it's prooved lol!, jess proveed that! hahahaa.
bye bye P-O-S-E-R-S. Muak.
***"Just let me cry" lol. "Daddy i wannabe like Gwen stefani!, daddy pls pls! !"**** | | who cares what u ppl | Comment added on: Wed 28 Sep 2005 09:05:07 PM EDT she ROCKS so stop bein jealous assholes !!!!!!!!!! loven ya ash | | MICHAEL | Comment added on: Fri 14 Oct 2005 02:33:24 AM EDT THAT'S TRUE , ashlee simpson just wannabe like Gwen Stefani! | | thewaymouth | Comment added on: Tue 10 Jan 2006 03:57:11 PM EST I do so love her tongue in my eyes and ears but what else is new...
Why would ashlee want to be anyone else when no one else can compare...
In a related story, Ashlee aka Blue Temple Viper of the "Deadly Viper Assassination Squad (DiVAS)" had sliced and diced her way through the entire suddenly assembled oncoming onslaught of the Inane 99 at the House of Red Rips Leaves just prior to her musical performance on MTV Japan. Ashlee took the Tokyo stage by storm, stinging and swinging the crowd around with her latest hit song, "Boyfriend". Alas the samurai superheroine finally collapsed when our dear sweet Bambi met... GODZILLA.
A funny thing happened on the way to the inquisition: The Church of the SubGenius digest, The Stark Fist Of Removal, reports that their Reverend Doctor "Blowhole," AKA thewaymouth, an unabashed Ashlee Simpson fan, when asked to comment on her latest atrocity exhibition at first just shook his head. But then he removed the bottle from his lips only to replace it with his foot. It was hard to deal with what his Blowholeship was going on about, while he drunkenly stumbled about the McDonalds dining room, with one shoe on and the other off, as he lip-sinked on his removed dirty boot. Let us bear cross-eyed and painless witness to the hereby transcribed camera-phone testimonial:
"Oh, how thewaymouth aches. I most madly and gladly would have given lip-synched and tongue-drinked kiss to anoint, cool and revive my passed-out pop queen's hot foot. But then the king of fool's crown I'd wear it proudly...
These boots by the way, taste great. Oh friends, as the Firesign Theatre golden hind reminds, 'Humility tastes better than being conceited and not having a well-rounded personality. Lick a boot, man. You'll find by golly it'll make a difference in your life. I know it did to mine... You'll find a different color underneath. The polish of life comes off, the taste remains the same, but the tongue of the shoe can never be told a lie... And turn on any rock 'n' roll radio station in any city and listen closely, dear friends. The language in the song lyrics combines the slang of prostitutes and drug addicts...'
Oh, Ashlee, how I long to put your foot up in my mouth. You know I won't spit you out for I do have your back... Dear friends, won't you help Ashlee sing, her songs of freedom, by totally requesting 'L.O.V.E.' today and each day you prey upon the Top 40 and give a hearty har-har shout out to 'all my girls, this is for you. 'ello 'ello l.o.v.e. Oh did you hear me say? I'm talkin' 'bout love!'
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Ashes to ashlee, dust to stardust, this megatop phoenix gonna rise above, she must... Little sister, you'll outrun both the sun and the son as you a hell of a lot more than outdo what your big sister done... Keep on rockin' in the freebird world... She can dance she can sing she can clown she can bring it on with everything and more till there's nothing left to lose out on the floor but herself... | | missy | Comment added on: Tue 10 Jan 2006 05:11:15 PM EST she is soo beautiful but IT WOULD BE BETTER WITH A NEUROPLASTY..HER NOSE IS .......AWFUL | | TheZuma | Comment added on: Wed 08 Feb 2006 09:57:46 AM EST I listen to artist becouse of their music. Not of their looks. ANd i know that many of you are so jealous becouse your not as happy as she is. Her dream came true and yours hasnt. Thats why your jealous | | Amy | Comment added on: Sat 27 May 2006 07:58:38 AM EDT Ok I just came on this website to look at hairstyles cause some of Ashlee Simpson's are fab and i've read through some of these comments.....and I have to say - does it really matter in the grand scheme of things, people!?! For the love of GOD! Stop fighting about Ashlee Simpson! | | kitty | Comment added on: Fri 14 Jul 2006 08:50:37 PM EDT woow.....courtney.....is SUCH........a bitch!......100% asshole in the blood.......doesnt know what REAL celebs are.......gwen stefani sucks.......courtney got some bad taste......then again.......cant blame her.......for blasting her ears.......TONE DEAF.......listening to gwen.......bleach!.........duh! ashlee rules | | | Unregistered users are not allowed to post comments. Please login or register. |
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| Currently living in Los Angeles, Ashlee enjoys spending her free time
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